ericscissorhands:

"In any story the villain is the catalyst. The more powerful they are, the more exciting a story is."

perfectrenner:

Moriarty is my fave 😈👌

"Thanks to Sherlock and Marvel: whenever a character dies now, I immediately assume they are still alive somehow."

~Me (via repopera-was-taken-again)

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25vernon:

best line ever 

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Anonymous Asked:
Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-

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gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

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