pancakeke:

Season 5, Episode 12 “Now Who’s the Dummy?”

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toesucker:

knifeofvenus:

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

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onlyherefortaron:

I’m not saying I would die for him but like… I would

kosmonin:

(via panic-at-the-exam-idkthisshit)

seeklight:

dateagirlwhosuggestion:

date a girl who is a home and an adventure all at once

Date a girl who doubles as a haunted house

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lovely-and-bloody:

steadfast:

When people find out that my dog is afraid of men: Oh, the poor thing must have been traumatized when she was younger! Poor baby, I just want to hold and comfort her and let her know she’s safe.

When people find out that I, an adult human woman, am afraid of men: Um, not *all* men, sweetie. You can’t go your whole life being afraid. Get over it.

When my dog was allowed to get a hysterectomy: She doesn’t need to have puppies to have a happy, healthy like with her adoptive family.

When I, an adult human woman, want to get a hysterectomy: But having children will make you happy! You might change your mind!

People misgendering a dog: Oh my god I’m sorry it wasn’t intentional! I didn’t know :/

People misgendering a trans person: Uuuuh idc get over it

(via panic-at-the-exam-idkthisshit)

annechen-melo:

quousque:

thevideowall:

kayabebe:

aawb:

Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.

I’m……… i’m a little drunk n cannot deal with this right now

Yep

The advent of agriculture around 9500BC was about 450 mothers ago

you can’t just say shit like that without a warning

Many, many mothers ago, when the world was new….

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